[{"id": 0, "ts": 1489780428, "text": "This is the thinking stream, everybody."},
{"id": 1, "ts": 1489780951, "text": "Damn moustache whiskers, get outta my face!"},
{"id": 2, "ts": 1489782299, "text": "Allen, the man of the hour, I owe you a cookie."},
{"id": 3, "ts": 1489782619, "text": "I like to fly by the seat of my pants."},
{"id": 4, "ts": 1489783771, "text": "I like goto."},
{"id": 5, "ts": 1490194957, "text": "Everybody loves the web, right?"},
{"id": 6, "ts": 1490378928, "text": "That is bogus there, people. Bogus."},
{"id": 7, "ts": 1490380017, "text": "What is with this indentation‽‽‽."},
{"id": 8, "ts": 1490381632, "text": "You're not a true hero until you have a pull-up bar in your life."},
{"id": 9, "ts": 1490893300, "text": "Cross your fingers! Fuck, it's still fucked."},
{"id": 10, "ts": 1490901792, "text": "It looks like it built, WHAT?"},
{"id": 11, "ts": 1492014791, "text": "And then, I counted wrong?"},
{"id": 12, "ts": 1494011063, "text": "So basically an affiliate is the ghetto version of a partner."},
{"id": 13, "ts": 1494523990, "text": "Killing stuff is cool."},
{"id": 14, "ts": 1494875050, "text": "We gotta kill this before it kills m..."},
{"id": 15, "ts": 1494875709, "text": "The only thing I was worried about was the infinite loops."},
{"id": 16, "ts": 1496419557, "text": "Let's just go balls deep."},
{"id": 17, "ts": 1497291606, "text": "I do like whisky and coke, but I also like whisky and whisky."}]