[{"id": 0, "ts": 1498230464, "text": "I'll be, like, really embarrassed if it doesn't work on the stream."},
{"id": 1, "ts": 1498231470, "text": "Let me fix it, then we should still see my poop."},
{"id": 2, "ts": 1498234952, "text": "Tweak?! Nargh, I'm just gonna use your config verbatim!"},
{"id": 3, "ts": 1498235459, "text": "Let's go fullscreen, we're in serious development mode now."},
{"id": 4, "ts": 1501290895, "text": "Goodbye, Google. And by Google, I mean The Internet."},
{"id": 5, "ts": 1501292164, "text": "I'm assuming that it assumes that I assumed that it should have been in quotes."},
{"id": 6, "ts": 1501292457, "text": "I have searched my soul and discovered that I do not want any more underscores."},
{"id": 7, "ts": 1504907894, "text": "The longer I'm programming, the dumber I get"},
{"id": 8, "ts": 1504913176, "text": "Yep, I've gone full bananacakes now"},
{"id": 9, "ts": 1505686684, "text": "Why are we doing this?"},
{"id": 10, "ts": 1505689455, "text": "That's a lie. That's totally a lie"},
{"id": 11, "ts": 1508117788, "text": "If I was gonna go to jail, I'd like to be somewhere where they have internet"},
{"id": 12, "ts": 1535604006, "text": "Will it meld?"}]