653 |
A GPT trained on hackernews would be something special. |
2022-12-04 |
|
652 |
Pretty much any language without built-in static analysis is a mistake. I don't know that there are any exceptions to that. [in chat on Jon's stream] |
2022-08-29 |
|
651 |
Let's get rid of the max - not the boeing 737 max of course. |
2020-02-22 |
|
650 |
When you're programming, you always want to assume that you have a bug. |
2020-02-22 |
|
649 |
Hi Mom, we just thwarted Darwin. |
2019-09-07 |
|
648 |
I think anyone who has ever contributed to the C++ standard needs to have their license to code revoked. |
2019-08-17 |
|
647 |
If someone is going to do something right, and someone wrong, C will do it right and C++ will do it wrong. |
2019-08-17 |
|
646 |
This is the TagGrid, not to be confused with Hagrid from Harry Potter, though it's no less large and opposing. |
2019-04-14 |
|
645 |
Entropy is the mother of invention |
2019-04-14 |
|
644 |
That's for 4coder Advance for the GameBoy Advance |
2019-02-24 |
|
643 |
It's a DPIDPI - Dots Per Inch Dumb Programming Interface |
2019-02-24 |
|
642 |
Oh DOS, so precious... "Oh, little lemon sweets. So precious. Have you enjoyed renaming your little files? What would you like to do now? Rename something" |
2019-02-09 |
|
641 |
That seems like the best plan to me; don't quote me on it. |
2018-12-08 |
|
640 |
We're living in a world where we're teaching robots to drive cars. Typography... not as hard of a problem. |
2018-12-04 |
|
639 |
I like cats better than humans anyway. |
2018-12-01 |
|
638 |
Revolutionary concept for the late '00s. |
2018-12-01 |
|
637 |
It's just syntactic masturbation |
2018-11-24 |
|
636 |
Don't forget to like and subscribe |
2018-11-10 |
|
635 |
There's gotta be a "none", said the priest |
2018-10-28 |
|
634 |
Did insobot just say "Domo arigato, Mr. Compiler"? Because if so, then that is the new high watermark for artificial intelligence |
2018-10-20 |
|
633 |
My brain is not one of those brains that does algebra well. |
2018-10-20 |
|
632 |
If we want to be maximally piggy... |
2018-10-20 |
|
631 |
Forget the recap, we've got work to do, folks. |
2018-10-20 |
|
630 |
I don't care about security. |
2018-10-20 |
|
629 |
Just lemongrab the texture |
2018-09-01 |
|
628 |
Working with the C++ committee would probably be more like rearranging the ice in the lemonade of someone who's holding a glass of lemonade on a deckchair on the Titanic. Like, you're not even gonna move the chairs. You're gonna be able to get, like, an ice cube moved around |
2018-09-01 |
|
627 |
Gmail is like, "Hey look, man, I just don't know how to do typing!" That's fantastic |
2018-08-26 |
|
626 |
Why would you farm vegetables when you can just eat meat? And the answer is: because you have to feed vegetables to the meat to make the meat. And until you figure out how to make meat without vegetables... you need to know how to grow vegetables. It's really that basic |
2018-08-26 |
|
625 |
So, great, good, fantastic, nice work. Great job, Microsoft, as always crushing it |
2018-08-12 |
|
624 |
Welcome to Handmade Hero, the game where we code a complete show on stream |
2018-08-11 |
|
623 |
Oh, Blue Angels again today |
2018-08-05 |
|
622 |
I'm just going to leave it like this, and everyone who has a big-endian machine can eat on it |
2018-08-05 |
|
621 |
too much IOCPnus |
2018-07-15 |
|
620 |
An artist's machine can write 2.5 MB before Photoshop can even select the lasso tool, not counting if you accidentally, heaven forfend, accidentally hit the "Open In Bridge" button, at which point you could rewrite all of the world's knowledge many times over to optical media and you would be done before Photoshop could even open its dialog box |
2018-07-14 |
|
619 |
The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is largely made of dog faeces at this point |
2018-07-08 |
|
618 |
If wishes were horses... we'd all be at the airport |
2018-07-01 |
|
617 |
I'm gonna have to take a mulligan on that one. |
2018-06-02 |
|
616 |
Bad, wrong, incorrect, false! |
2018-06-02 |
|
615 |
Everything gets better when the code gets smaller. |
2018-05-12 |
|
614 |
I also kind of want to do a grow operation on this here, and not the kind where the feds come because you're using U.V. lights |
2018-05-05 |
|
613 |
Really really simple, really really stupid, not very accurate, but there you go. |
2018-02-24 |
|
612 |
I would want to take you into a closed room with no access to anything, and demand you draw me various symbols |
2018-02-10 |
|
611 |
"NOTE(casey): 148million" Okay, that's a great note, Casey, thanks for keeping that in there |
2018-02-04 |
|
610 |
If you want to make money, don't program games. I mean, there's a multi-billion dollars company made on PHP, it's called facebook. |
2018-02-03 |
|
609 |
Turns out, if you don't actually work, you get faster |
2018-01-21 |
|
608 |
So for whatever reason, C in its infinitesimal wisdom forces you to have a constructor declared to do the "equals" here |
2017-12-28 |
|
607 |
It could just be floating point nonsense but it's probably something real |
2017-12-23 |
|
606 |
I've been programming for 34 years, and I still don't really know game development |
2017-12-10 |
|
605 |
What is a .1 engineer? |
2017-12-09 |
|
604 |
What a sensible path to an include file! Y'know... just... just like the old days! You could have /usr/include, or you could have "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Visual Studio\2017\Community\VC\Tools\MSVC\14.11.25503\include". Please, Microsoft, die in a fire. |
2017-11-20 |
|
603 |
Off to the Ray-ces |
2017-11-20 |
|
602 |
Phff... |
2017-11-20 |
|
601 |
Ohhhh... crudpoopies. |
2017-11-20 |
|
600 |
StackOverflow says there isn't a way to do it, which probably means there is a way to do it. |
2017-10-28 |
|
599 |
Why is node.js running? Oh my god.. Once node.js is running you know its all over. That's the end of it. |
2017-10-18 |
|
598 |
I would crash, probably pretty soon |
2017-10-15 |
|
597 |
Windows 10 is hardly professional, but it is branded "Professional" |
2017-10-14 |
|
596 |
The S stands for sucks |
2017-10-14 |
|
595 |
It's not live now. |
2017-08-05 |
|
594 |
You need infinite waters. Well, probably not infinite waters, that's maybe too much waters |
2017-08-05 |
|
593 |
It is effectively a democracy where no one listens to you. We have a term for that, it's called democracy. |
2017-07-23 |
|
592 |
I am that government and you are being oppressed. |
2017-07-23 |
|
591 |
Anyone who's not on board should make their opinions known. |
2017-07-23 |
|
590 |
Sometimes programming requires elevating the energy level to an uncomfortable amount. |
2017-07-23 |
|
589 |
Don't scratch your eye. |
2017-07-15 |
|
588 |
Unfortunately it looks like here 4coder is too smart for us. |
2017-07-15 |
|
587 |
You guys have fancy stuff that you've made. |
2017-07-09 |
|
586 |
That's gonna be a whole bailiwick in and of itself. |
2017-07-08 |
|
585 |
I assume it's "hare-brained", like the rabbit. Or is it "hair-brained", like the follicle? |
2017-06-25 |
|
584 |
You can't win 'em all but you're certainly not gonna win if you never roll. |
2017-06-25 |
|
583 |
That's my stupid idea. I hope you like it. |
2017-06-24 |
|
582 |
We are out in complete La La Land, and I admit that, but, I mean, it's lighting, what do you want from me? |
2017-06-24 |
|
580 |
I don't want pirate stuff, I want Pirates of the Caribbean. |
2017-06-24 |
|
579 |
Everybody needs to get lit. |
2017-06-17 |
|
578 |
We don't care if the NSA is really good at The Binding of Isaac. |
2017-06-03 |
|
577 |
I'm interested to know if you can make Pixel Hero... |
2017-05-06 |
|
576 |
I feel like they want a lot more poof. |
2017-05-01 |
|
575 |
You can't just start talking about variables that don't exist yet. |
2017-04-30 |
|
574 |
Cheers. |
2017-04-30 |
|
573 |
Happy day happiness of special deliciousness. |
2017-04-29 |
|
572 |
ATI peed on our cake. |
2017-04-23 |
|
571 |
Where Santa Claus went, I don't know. |
2017-04-22 |
|
570 |
Let's take a little bit of a gloved finger in here, and just kind of feel around and see what we can palpate. |
2017-04-22 |
|
569 |
Death by a thousand function calls. |
2017-04-22 |
|
568 |
So, I'm gonna take a look at this saucy gentleman right here... |
2017-04-22 |
|
567 |
Today's episode might be a little bit of a potpourri. |
2017-04-22 |
|
566 |
I don't know how to use cars. |
2017-04-09 |
|
565 |
What are the chances that there's one way to always write code? |
2017-04-01 |
|
564 |
Don't OOP. OOC. |
2017-04-01 |
|
563 |
It's the inverse-square law kicking our butts. |
2017-04-01 |
|
562 |
This will be a stream filled with mucus. |
2017-03-26 |
|
561 |
Ohhhh! ohhhhhh! Aaaaaah! |
2017-03-25 |
|
559 |
It might be a protest, or it might be a parade of some kind. |
2017-03-11 |
|
558 |
It's high allergy season here, folks, and I'm a snotty boy. |
2017-03-11 |
|
557 |
He kinda has a USB butt. |
2017-03-11 |
|
556 |
You're going down. |
2017-03-05 |
|
555 |
With that, we wish starchypancakes well. |
2017-02-26 |
|
554 |
That's great! I was not expecting that to just work. |
2017-02-26 |
|
553 |
Martins is almost always right. |
2017-02-26 |
|
552 |
The only reason that we ever did it is because Won insisted that we do it. |
2017-02-19 |
|
551 |
Watch this point. |
2017-02-12 |
|
550 |
We're going to write some code and hope that it's right. |
2017-02-11 |
|
549 |
Fantastic. |
2017-02-05 |
|
548 |
It's always very bad to forget your water bottle. |
2017-02-05 |
|
547 |
Mārtiņš finds everything. |
2017-02-04 |
|
546 |
I realize this is not relevant to programming. But it is relevant to biscuits. |
2017-01-29 |
|
545 |
This would take a super set of the parameters. |
2017-01-28 |
|
544 |
I wanted there to be a compressor called broccoli. |
2017-01-23 |
|
543 |
As is the rule on Handmade Hero: I never get to do any preparation. |
2017-01-15 |
|
542 |
We're going to go over that in very excruciating detail in a moment. |
2017-01-15 |
|
541 |
I really like Pound Cake. |
2016-12-31 |
|
540 |
You never upgrade anything during the development of the game. |
2016-12-31 |
|
539 |
Please take it with a grain of salt, or even a cube of salt. |
2016-12-17 |
|
538 |
We're gonna do a little bit on 3D here. |
2016-12-11 |
|
537 |
I'm the only thing that's happening. |
2016-12-10 |
|
536 |
So we don't seem to be having any overflow problems at the moment... *stream crashes* |
2016-11-13 |
|
535 |
Our brains are still not working properly. |
2016-11-13 |
|
534 |
The world is null... the world is null! |
2016-11-12 |
|
533 |
It's kind of like insobot is the beat poet of our generation. |
2016-10-28 |
|
532 |
Meowzers! |
2016-10-28 |
|
531 |
It's 2016, and all you have to do to kill Windows is just allocate some memory. |
2016-10-27 |
|
530 |
You're an operating system. Have some self-respect. |
2016-10-27 |
|
529 |
I want to run all the viruses in the program (valley girl voice) |
2016-10-25 |
|
528 |
NOTE(casey): PROGRAMMING! RAII = bad :( ZII = good :) |
2016-10-21 |
|
527 |
Everyone can relax, and by "everyone", I mean "me". |
2016-09-27 |
|
526 |
I feel like it's hard to say something quotable on demand. |
2016-09-21 |
|
525 |
Chrome? Chrooooooome? |
2016-09-21 |
|
524 |
I am not a floating point guru. |
2016-09-21 |
|
522 |
No sense not dotting your t's, crossing your i's and so on... |
2016-08-16 |
|
521 |
And the bug is gone. |
2016-08-11 |
|
520 |
Here is Mr Gamey-Pants-Poo. |
2016-08-11 |
|
519 |
You ALMOST only live once. |
2016-08-10 |
|
518 |
And, for the love of god, people, do not write in and send me any of those awful volatile articles that people sent in that were just all wrong. |
2016-08-10 |
|
517 |
I find that concurrency is one thing, but flow control is really the harder thing. |
2016-08-09 |
|
516 |
I hope everyone was interested in the matrix thing today, because apparently that's all we're going to do. |
2016-07-30 |
|
515 |
Thank god! That makes a lot more sense. |
2016-07-29 |
|
514 |
I love how it can't ever tell you any values in release mode. |
2016-07-28 |
|
513 |
Woah! That is wicked cool. |
2016-07-28 |
|
512 |
How interesting is it to have multiple render targets you can't do anything with? |
2016-07-28 |
|
511 |
Oh, we VirtualAlloc'd that. Wow, aren't we fancy! |
2016-07-27 |
|
510 |
Go away, Five minute warning! |
2016-07-26 |
|
509 |
It's like Doctors Without Barriers, you know what I'm saying? |
2016-07-26 |
|
508 |
Oh my god! Why are there so many heads following me? |
2016-07-23 |
|
507 |
In theory this is a computer, yes? |
2016-07-23 |
|
523 |
So I'm going to go work this out on the blackboard and figure out if I'm just... uh... on crack. |
2016-07-22 |
|
506 |
Like putting your finger in a cloud. |
2016-07-22 |
|
505 |
Your goal has to be that the reason you want money is to make games, not the reason you make games is to make money. |
2016-07-20 |
|
504 |
The easiest way to prevent yourself from ever inventing the wheel is to think you've already invented the wheel. But you haven't. |
2016-07-20 |
|
503 |
Thank you, Mr Cycle Detection. |
2016-07-20 |
|
502 |
Insobot is kind of a national treasure. |
2016-07-19 |
|
501 |
I'm gonna start with something fairly stupid. |
2016-07-14 |
|
500 |
The hoodie has been retired temporarily. |
2016-07-14 |
|
499 |
You know it's been a bad day when you don't know where the ~ key is. |
2016-07-12 |
|
498 |
We can get our hideous pink on. |
2016-07-12 |
|
497 |
Let's use the word "evolucent" |
2016-07-09 |
|
496 |
Unfortunately we have to be our own code fairy and we have to bring our own code dust and do our own code sprinkling. |
2016-07-06 |
|
495 |
We probably need to go through this code more carefully. |
2016-07-06 |
|
494 |
It's no skin off our back. |
2016-07-06 |
|
493 |
We can handle it, we're professionals... Ostensibly. |
2016-06-09 |
|
492 |
The snake just went up the stairs. |
2016-06-07 |
|
491 |
We have a lot of N-squaredy things. |
2016-06-02 |
|
490 |
The Steam API is a real [very long pause] swell API. |
2016-06-02 |
|
489 |
It's tractable, it's small enough that you could learn it, it was not this giant splatter of garbage that's just smeared all over the walls like some kind of lunatic asylum where they're trying to keep the poop from sticking to the padded cell or whatever like it is now. |
2016-05-28 |
|
488 |
Cheese fingers are a big problem. |
2016-05-28 |
|
487 |
I'm gonna go ahead and hunt this guy down before stopping. |
2016-05-24 |
|
486 |
I'm gonna be Mr Slypants Slypantsyman. |
2016-05-24 |
|
485 |
Math is fun, let's go shopping. |
2016-05-14 |
|
484 |
I'm gonna put an owl of shame on top of an owl of shame for that one... |
2016-05-14 |
|
483 |
I don't want them to start invalid, although they are invalid - in the sense that they have no arms and legs... |
2016-05-13 |
|
482 |
I forgot there's a me down there. |
2016-05-13 |
|
481 |
I have no idea how to say Sergio properly, let alone sexily. |
2016-05-05 |
|
480 |
That's... math. |
2016-04-26 |
|
479 |
Nobody cares about square root at all anymore. |
2016-04-26 |
|
478 |
I want the head to snap back to the body when you stop pushing. |
2016-04-23 |
|
477 |
My body will track me, but it will never come to rest. |
2016-04-23 |
|
476 |
That's just super accidental. |
2016-04-23 |
|
475 |
Every game should be called Crowtel. |
2016-04-20 |
|
474 |
It's all white, like Donald Trump's America. |
2016-04-20 |
|
473 |
Sweet child of mine. |
2016-04-19 |
|
472 |
Clocks without children. It's like Doctors Without Borders, only less altruistic. |
2016-04-15 |
|
471 |
...and then I am going to kill myself. Which I have. |
2016-04-14 |
|
470 |
How cool is that, though! |
2016-04-14 |
|
469 |
We won't add up to 100% |
2016-04-14 |
|
468 |
My Lord, that is slow. |
2016-04-13 |
|
467 |
If that thing was a phantom, it would sort of hover over here. |
2016-04-13 |
|
466 |
Some day after Allen Webster is done pounding editors into the ground with his raw and meaty fist. |
2016-04-13 |
|
465 |
Isn't every day kind of special, at the end of the day? |
2016-04-13 |
|
464 |
What? Who wrote this ridiculous code? That's garbage. |
2016-04-09 |
|
463 |
I'm gonna make that be yellow, because yellow is the color of... urine. Which is an essential by-product. And Gandhi drank it, supposedly. I wasn't there... |
2016-04-09 |
|
462 |
Nice work Muratori. You're off the team. |
2016-04-09 |
|
461 |
You feel me, dawg? |
2016-04-09 |
|
460 |
They make these shirts and I wear them. |
2016-04-09 |
|
459 |
Their underwear is also awesome. Not that that has anything to do with anything. |
2016-04-09 |
|
458 |
Consider yourself so very lucky. |
2016-04-08 |
|
457 |
We're just gonna make this a very quiet, dignified edit. |
2016-04-08 |
|
456 |
Arrrgggghhhhhh. |
2016-04-08 |
|
455 |
If you're not on the 4coder bandwagon yet, I'm not really sure what to say. I guess you're just using a lousy editor. Sorry. |
2016-04-08 |
|
454 |
None of that's a thing. |
2016-04-07 |
|
453 |
She's dead, Jim. She is dead. |
2016-04-06 |
|
452 |
I don't really like Jimmy Wales' face so much. |
2016-04-06 |
|
451 |
It can never hurt to have more math friends. |
2016-04-05 |
|
450 |
My nose is four dimensional. It exists in space-time. |
2016-04-05 |
|
449 |
I believe you should pay for your software. At MollyRocket we pay for absolutely everything we use. |
2016-04-05 |
|
448 |
Searching the Internet is not the way to solve that problem. |
2016-04-05 |
|
447 |
The web is not the aqueducts of Rome, it's the drunken orgy where they gorge themselves and vomit. |
2016-04-04 |
|
446 |
Someday we probably will, because I just won't be able to not do it. |
2016-04-01 |
|
445 |
I am super double happy with how that went. I am a happy puppy. |
2016-03-31 |
|
444 |
I think I would like to quote Andrew Chronister here and just say that, 'Insobot is a national treasure' |
2016-03-31 |
|
443 |
Look at that. So lovely. |
2016-03-31 |
|
442 |
Here's a thought. And you can tell me what you think of this thought; of the thinking behind this thought. |
2016-03-31 |
|
441 |
That's actually not our fault -- that's just actually this code being wrong! |
2016-03-31 |
|
440 |
How about you actually check to see if it's loaded, Muratori! |
2016-03-31 |
|
439 |
Never do anything that actually matters in PHP and MySQL. |
2016-03-31 |
|
438 |
So complicated. I rather enjoy it, though. |
2016-03-29 |
|
437 |
Something very strange is afoot. |
2016-03-29 |
|
436 |
I don't care about you. |
2016-03-29 |
|
435 |
I wanna twiddle it a little bit. |
2016-03-29 |
|
434 |
33c0 33c0 33c0 33c0 33c0. |
2016-03-29 |
|
433 |
Let's double check to make sure we can still stream. |
2016-03-29 |
|
432 |
Where are you, Mr. Environment Variables? |
2016-03-29 |
|
431 |
Ladies and Gentlemen, when you write a TODO maybe you should give yourself enough information to actually do it later. No worries. |
2016-03-26 |
|
430 |
This is kinda being Mr Cheesy - Mr Cheesepants, Cheese man. |
2016-03-25 |
|
429 |
The baby's been in the bathwater so long, there's no baby anymore, the baby has dissolved completely and there's just baby colored water. |
2016-03-25 |
|
428 |
I would say Won is somebody worth watching in an interview, however... |
2016-03-24 |
|
427 |
It would be weird for me to say "Stay on the chat" while I don't do that. |
2016-03-24 |
|
426 |
Santa is not good. |
2016-03-24 |
|
425 |
Oh, that's amusing. That's actually correct, hilariously, I think. |
2016-03-24 |
|
424 |
We just have a bug bug. |
2016-03-24 |
|
423 |
Would you be a lamb and jump me there? |
2016-03-24 |
|
422 |
Oh, so I guess we do print out END_BLOCK at the moment. |
2016-03-24 |
|
421 |
That to me sounds like a good idea, and I guess we'll find out why it's a stupid idea in a minute when I try it. |
2016-03-24 |
|
420 |
By the way, I can still hear helicopters outside, so I'm assuming the guy in the tree is still in the tree. |
2016-03-22 |
|
419 |
We clone because we care. |
2016-03-22 |
|
418 |
Sorry, man in the tree. |
2016-03-22 |
|
417 |
I apologise, DebugIDs. I was saying you were extraneous, but really you seem pretty sanely designed and I don't think there's any reason to get rid of you because it looks like you're doing a useful thing. |
2016-03-22 |
|
416 |
Take that Portland, you thought you could be the ones with a guy in a tree who's just hanging out and crazy. Well, we're the ones with the guy in the tree, not you! |
2016-03-22 |
|
415 |
I forgot about the particle system. I forgot that it was using the hero's head. |
2016-03-21 |
|
414 |
Whoops, that function doesn't exist in 4coder yet, you can't call it, Casey! |
2016-03-21 |
|
413 |
It's a little pointer-chasey. |
2016-03-21 |
|
412 |
Are you ready for this? Because this is ridiculous. |
2016-03-21 |
|
411 |
It's just a full tristrip and it touches itself maximally. |
2016-03-18 |
|
410 |
C++ is awesome and always does everything wrong. |
2016-03-18 |
|
409 |
Can't you see, Mr Five minute warning, that I'm right in the middle of something? What is wrong with you? |
2016-03-18 |
|
408 |
So somebody, when they're actually storing the events, is doing something dumb, and that somebody is obviously me. |
2016-03-18 |
|
407 |
I'm curious about your curiosity. |
2016-03-17 |
|
406 |
What do you think, Pseudonym73, is this one good enough? |
2016-03-17 |
|
405 |
We have some stuff doing some stuff. |
2016-03-17 |
|
404 |
*whistles* Someone typed the word Zelda into the chat, so I felt the need to whistle. |
2016-03-17 |
|
403 |
We set ourselves up for success. |
2016-03-15 |
|
402 |
This is a tough episode. |
2016-03-14 |
|
401 |
Oh, cannot convert to char*... Oh! I beg to differ. |
2016-03-12 |
|
400 |
It's looking pretty good... |
2016-03-10 |
|
399 |
Thanks microsoft! Thanks for everything!! |
2016-03-10 |
|
398 |
That's what I'm talking about. Minidump with heap, bro! Alright, alright, minidump with heap, coming right up... Here comes the dump! |
2016-03-10 |
|
397 |
I don't know how that ended up working. |
2016-03-09 |
|
396 |
Maybe under certain laboratory conditions we can create conditions even hotter than that, and it can die in that fire. |
2016-03-09 |
|
395 |
The stream actually hasn't ended, that's the funny part, Mr Counter Person. |
2016-03-08 |
|
394 |
So here we are in handmade.cpp. Kind of nice to be back in the codebase. |
2016-03-08 |
|
393 |
Drivers and Windows. They conspire to "help" you. |
2016-03-08 |
|
392 |
CBAD, that's my rapper name. |
2016-03-08 |
|
391 |
Do we have less installed? Yeah! |
2016-03-04 |
|
390 |
Oh, hi! Welcome to "Not Calling the Function. |
2016-03-04 |
|
389 |
I'm gonna let Allen do whatever he was gonna do. |
2016-03-03 |
|
388 |
Pay attention to me. Thank you. |
2016-03-03 |
|
387 |
I think we have successfully completed our 4coder switch! |
2016-03-02 |
|
386 |
I think we're there. I think we can try doing some coding tomorrow. |
2016-03-02 |
|
385 |
So, let's pretend we're going to be coding on Handmade Hero now and see what happens. |
2016-03-02 |
|
384 |
Where is the output from this program? |
2016-03-01 |
|
383 |
One of my high school guidance counselors was real dumb, and he went to Harvard. |
2016-03-01 |
|
382 |
Oh, hello 4coder. Hello Mr 4coder. |
2016-02-26 |
|
381 |
How did we get here? Am I the only one concerned about this? |
2016-02-24 |
|
380 |
I'm gonna give you a frinstance. |
2016-02-24 |
|
379 |
Poor Richard Stallman. |
2016-02-24 |
|
378 |
So here is all our Sikhs. |
2016-02-24 |
|
377 |
I don't know if you can say you want to kill back that far. |
2016-02-22 |
|
376 |
Don't ask me why I did that. Sometimes people just like some rectangular cut-and-paste. |
2016-02-22 |
|
375 |
Okay, so: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. |
2016-02-22 |
|
374 |
How's Mr Hand doing? |
2016-02-17 |
|
373 |
So if we take the same elbow joint we were discussing yesterday... |
2016-02-17 |
|
372 |
I.K. is a nasty, nasty, nasty problem. |
2016-02-16 |
|
371 |
I don't want to be at the club. This is not dance time. |
2016-02-15 |
|
370 |
It's not really possible for me to induce nausea. |
2016-02-15 |
|
369 |
Puzzle games are puzzle games. If you like them, you like them. If you don't, you don't. |
2016-02-11 |
|
368 |
Emulation requires emulation! :) |
2016-02-08 |
|
367 |
Don't quote me on that. |
2016-02-08 |
|
366 |
And now it's like Mr. Doesn't-Want-To-Do-That-For-Me. |
2016-01-22 |
|
364 |
Everything just worked, which is crazy. |
2016-01-21 |
|
363 |
If I decide to vomit all over the screen in the middle of this stream, that is just how that's going to go. That is not me reacting to the wonders of visual studio. |
2016-01-21 |
|
362 |
These ground chunks have been nothing but annoying the entire time, and I don't even want them in the game. |
2016-01-21 |
|
361 |
I didn't fall asleep yet, so that's good. |
2016-01-21 |
|
360 |
DirectX doesn't run anywhere, Windows is the only place you can use it, or maybe if you're an Xbox developer, if those even exist anymore. |
2016-01-19 |
|
359 |
It's almost like the hardware is set up to do this! Parentheses: it is. |
2016-01-19 |
|
358 |
Okay... someone want to tell me how THAT just happened? |
2016-01-19 |
|
357 |
We're going to leave it as a little bit of a zygote for the moment. |
2016-01-19 |
|
356 |
Oh well, life is hard. But a small price to pay to access all the power of the GPU so, you know, who cares? |
2016-01-18 |
|
355 |
If you've been paying attention to our maths, and you know maths - the plural, of course, coming from the Britain... |
2016-01-18 |
|
354 |
Please don't listen to what I have to say, because it's all a lie. |
2016-01-15 |
|
353 |
A warp is 16 or 32 guys who are in it together. |
2016-01-13 |
|
351 |
We have no such pink screen to speak of. |
2016-01-12 |
|
350 |
I may have typed some bugs in there. |
2016-01-11 |
|
349 |
I'm still being oppressed by The Cable Man. |
2016-01-11 |
|
346 |
I feel like a neck-bird could live in a neck-beard. |
2016-01-07 |
|
345 |
It's almost always not understood properly, and that includes by me. |
2016-01-06 |
|
344 |
//TODO(casey): Move this out to its own thang. |
2016-01-05 |
|
343 |
For the love of god, Mischief. |
2016-01-04 |
|
342 |
I'm going to pretend this laptop never existed and grab the other one. |
2016-01-04 |
|
341 |
Wow, that was some pretty great programming there, Casey. Nice job (you're fired)! |
2015-12-14 |
|
340 |
Is there a n{un,one}? |
2015-12-11 |
|
339 |
He spends a lot of time on Steam, so he has a lot of hats. |
2015-12-10 |
|
338 |
There's a Handmade Hero every weekday. You can always ask questions tomorrow. |
2015-12-09 |
|
337 |
It always gets great when Kramps comes into the picture, in my opinion. I feel like that's when things start to go well for any video game, as soon as Krampus is in it. |
2015-12-09 |
|
336 |
That is video games. Ladies and gentlemen, video games. |
2015-12-09 |
|
335 |
This is the money shot right here, people. This is where it all starts to happen. |
2015-12-09 |
|
334 |
I try to always keep track of all the children as much as possible. Unless they're just being annoying, in which case you may decide to misplace them on purpose... |
2015-12-09 |
|
333 |
I feel like there were supposed to be more children in it, and I have no idea where they went. They're just gone, apparently. Sorry, kids! |
2015-12-09 |
|
332 |
Missing snowflakes, you know how it is... so on and so forth... |
2015-12-09 |
|
331 |
There's no such thing as a solution to programming problems. There's only metrics. |
2015-12-08 |
|
330 |
This is not supposed to be fun. |
2015-12-08 |
|
329 |
Hey, look! It did what I expected! |
2015-12-08 |
|
328 |
I was kind of expecting that to be what we did today, but that's already on the stream so I can't really make that be what we did today... |
2015-12-08 |
|
327 |
Here's some scumm I've been evolving. |
2015-12-05 |
|
321 |
This is not the computing future I wanted. |
2015-11-21 |
|
326 |
We just have to have faith that The Variable is looking down on us from The Great Memory, and that if we all just work hard and try to be good people that eventually The Variable will let us into The Great Memory and we'll live in peace and happiness with all of our other discretized values. |
2015-11-20 |
|
325 |
I want to break down in tears. I want to just give up and let the horrors of the world continue unabated. Instead what I'm gonna do is set a breakpoint on MarkDebugValue. |
2015-11-20 |
|
324 |
Sometimes even in the depths of despair, some little tiny thing goes your way, and the important thing to remember is not to let that go to your head. |
2015-11-20 |
|
323 |
The whole point of the existence of this system is because humans are so fallible and always do everything wrong. |
2015-11-20 |
|
322 |
You should fertilize that directory with human tears, and then you should see what grows from it. It will probably be black roses that crumble and blow away with the wind. |
2015-11-20 |
|
317 |
There's always lunch tomorrow. Tomorrow's lunch will be just as tasty as today's lunch and we can eat some of those other foods that we didn't eat today at that time. |
2015-11-19 |
|
316 |
You don't want to eat more lunch than you can reasonably digest, right? A lot of times people go into something and their eyes are too big for their stomach, and they'll just way over-eat the lunch. So what I'm trying to do here is just keep lunch to a reasonable amount of food, so that we don't get too fat, but we do get enough food to keep ourselves going good. |
2015-11-19 |
|
315 |
Don't let your whole life be defined by the one bad lunch you ate. |
2015-11-19 |
|
314 |
It's kind of like the programming equivalent of when you go to lunch and you sit at the wrong seat and everyone's embarrassed and it's a horrible thing and everyone goes screaming from the restaurant. |
2015-11-19 |
|
313 |
I made a faux pas there. It was a pas that was made of faux. |
2015-11-19 |
|
312 |
Everyone should eat lunch where they want, and everyone should have the lunch that they want. Don't let other people tell you how to eat your lunch, because that's lunch despotism and it's not okay. |
2015-11-19 |
|
311 |
If you're the kinda people who do tea at lunch, it's customary for everyone to go around the table and take a lemon slice and go, "easy peasy lemon squeezy," and then you squeeze it into the tea. Obviously you don't do that if you drink tea with milk because it'll curdle. |
2015-11-19 |
|
310 |
That's like getting lunch delivered... |
2015-11-19 |
|
309 |
First Rule of Programming: You don't eat lunch if you're already full. |
2015-11-19 |
|
308 |
It's not really a dinner or breakfast thing, it's more of a lunch thing. |
2015-11-19 |
|
307 |
It's kinda like one of those things when you're at the lunch table and you're eating your lunch and your brain just kinda drifts off to thinking about memory allocation. |
2015-11-19 |
|
306 |
I never remember exactly how the macro processors works, other than the fact that I always remember that it's a giant steaming pile of lunch. |
2015-11-19 |
|
305 |
One of the things that you need to do as a programmer is that, when you're serving lunch, if you wanna do something where you shift the place settings, you've gotta go through and tell all the people who are coming to the lunch party that they need to move over from their normal positions. |
2015-11-19 |
|
304 |
If you don't like what you have for lunch, the best thing to do is to just eat it as quickly as you can - there will always be a better lunch tomorrow. |
2015-11-19 |
|
303 |
We don't know which kind of a lunch buffet our debug system will be yet... |
2015-11-19 |
|
302 |
It's sort of like the All You Can Eat lunch buffet of debug information. And like any lunch buffet you end up in a situation where sometimes the sneeze shield doesn't go down all the way and some of those little troughs get contaminated and everyone in the restaurant gets sick... |
2015-11-19 |
|
318 |
Don't forget to eat lunch. Most important meal of the day. |
2015-11-19 |
|
301 |
... and now we're going to grind you up into sausage to feed to hungry people. |
2015-11-18 |
|
300 |
So riddle me this, Batman... |
2015-11-18 |
|
299 |
So you can be, like, GetEventFromLink or something. And I don't mean Link like the character in Legend of Zelda. |
2015-11-18 |
|
296 |
*yawning* I told you, I told you I was gonna yawn. |
2015-11-17 |
|
295 |
You'll have to excuse me if I yawn during this frame. |
2015-11-17 |
|
293 |
Everything in our debug system is going to actually use copy out into some kind of a more, sort of, generic way, permanent record sort of free list, happy funplex thing. |
2015-10-29 |
|
294 |
Fine... Mr Poopy Pants, stupid poopy sauce, poopy pants. |
2015-10-29 |
|
292 |
If we were going to be super fancy about it, if we were going to, like, double up on the fanciness, now with extra fanciness... |
2015-10-28 |
|
291 |
Everyone loves GetGroupForName. Don't you? I do, I think. I'm not sure. |
2015-10-28 |
|
290 |
There probably is a better way to do this and... we... should... do... that... better way... now. |
2015-10-28 |
|
289 |
Let's go ahead and make DEBUGInitializeValue work in some way that makes some sense to somebody sometime somewhere. |
2015-10-28 |
|
288 |
The first time someone told me about C++, it was pretty funny because I thought they were describing something sensible. |
2015-10-26 |
|
287 |
I've got 10 minutes left on the clock, so I'm gonna use them. I'm gonna use them to nefarious ends, is what I'm gonna do. I am gonna go ahead and straight up do weird stuff with that. |
2015-10-26 |
|
286 |
In sync, like the band. Like the Backstreet Boys, but different. |
2015-10-26 |
|
285 |
Pig hat. It's pig hat time. Let's pig it out. Let's just get piggy. |
2015-10-24 |
|
284 |
Everyone's happy and fine and dancing around like jubilant children, but not bratty children, actually, children who are nice, reasonable people. |
2015-10-24 |
|
283 |
Sometimes you're dumb, and you just gotta live with that, that's just your little situation you gotta deal with. |
2015-10-23 |
|
282 |
The jedi's got to build their own lightsaber! |
2015-10-23 |
|
281 |
It's just not gonna happen. It's just not gonna happen. Okay? It's not gonna happen. Never gonna happen. It didn't happen. Not gonna happen. |
2015-10-22 |
|
280 |
Everyone is happy and smiling and everyone is dancing around and doing things, ridiculous things, unmentionable things. |
2015-10-21 |
|
279 |
Nobody wants a maladjusted chair. |
2015-10-21 |
|
278 |
We just have an infinity of these, where infinity is actually some very small number like 10. It's not a particularly big infinity but, you know, not every infinity has to be huge. |
2015-10-20 |
|
277 |
There's nothing worse than a whiny C compiler. |
2015-10-20 |
|
276 |
(re: the US constitution) They need to organize this thing better. |
2015-10-19 |
|
275 |
Brain. |
2015-10-16 |
|
274 |
I don't know why brown butter, because it's tastier than regular... I actually like regular butter, so let's just say regular butter for now. |
2015-10-16 |
|
273 |
I guess the Wacom tablet decided to take its own life. |
2015-10-15 |
|
272 |
I think that's the first time on Handmade Hero I can remember getting bitten by a feature. |
2015-10-13 |
|
271 |
And that's the end of that. |
2015-10-08 |
|
269 |
The Variable would be displeased. |
2015-10-08 |
|
268 |
Patience is definitely a virtue in programming. |
2015-10-08 |
|
267 |
It has not been a good Internet day, not that it ever really is. |
2015-10-05 |
|
266 |
Meh nnn hh meh. |
2015-10-01 |
|
265 |
Oh games, they're so wacky and weird! |
2015-10-01 |
|
264 |
It'd be interesting to talk to Donald Trump about programming. I'm sure even though he knows nothing about it he'd have an opinion on it. |
2015-10-01 |
|
263 |
I was premature to call it premature. |
2015-09-30 |
|
262 |
There must be a bug because it's not working. If it was working, we might be able to make the argument that there wasn't a bug. |
2015-09-29 |
|
261 |
That's a mistake. That is a missed-take. |
2015-09-29 |
|
260 |
A Variable can be anything that it wants to be. |
2015-09-29 |
|
259 |
We'll call that DEBUGCreate, err... CreateVariableHierarchy or something like this. DEBUGCreateVariables... DEBUGCreate something name is hard, brain doesn't know what name is, English so difficult, half a million words... |
2015-09-28 |
|
258 |
So that we can have our speed cake and eat our functionality too. |
2015-09-28 |
|
257 |
I'll just go back to what we were doing before. I'll go back to the head fountain. |
2015-09-24 |
|
255 |
I'm sorry I used slang there. That's not good. Kids, you should talk in regular English. |
2015-09-23 |
|
254 |
You are totes right man, you are totes right about that. |
2015-09-23 |
|
253 |
We don't care how big it is as long as it fits. Just fit it in. |
2015-09-23 |
|
252 |
I would have to say that I sound like a d#ck as well. |
2015-09-23 |
|
256 |
It's kind of a little banana-cakes, but sometimes you gotta be banana-cakes on Handmade Hero, I would say. |
2015-09-23 |
|
250 |
Since we don't really have anything better to do with our lives or ourselves, we will just do something like this. |
2015-09-22 |
|
251 |
I might try something, like, epically ridiculous. Like, something so ridiculous that it just has no right working. |
2015-09-22 |
|
249 |
I got through all the questions. I got through ALL the questions. I got through them. |
2015-09-21 |
|
248 |
I don't read anything about C++ any more, I just assume it's a disaster zone. |
2015-09-21 |
|
247 |
I mean if you can't handle three measly crabs, you're just gonna be dead weight. |
2015-09-19 |
|
246 |
What-ever, like, programming, sometimes, I don't even know. |
2015-09-18 |
|
245 |
I feel like that deserves a little owl of shame. |
2015-09-18 |
|
244 |
Oh dear. Don't touch the way-com tablet! Oh my god, what happened? |
2015-09-17 |
|
243 |
Let's see if we can write something that's not total garbage. |
2015-09-17 |
|
242 |
*sobs* I just don't understand why the code doesn't work sometimes! *sniff* Why does it have to be so mean? |
2015-09-17 |
|
241 |
Templates were designed by people who are still looking around in their own colons to see if they can find anything there. |
2015-09-17 |
|
238 |
I'm sorry Dave, I can't... I can't save the file. |
2015-09-17 |
|
239 |
We really need a reverse Owl of Shame. Maybe like if the Owl of Shame is backwards, or something? That's like an Owl of Success. |
2015-09-16 |
|
237 |
I don't want to leave it in a state that's actually working. I want to put it back into a state where it is broken. |
2015-09-15 |
|
236 |
That doesn't necessarily mean it's the hardest bug, but it's the one that's caused me the most perplexing... |
2015-09-15 |
|
234 |
I'm still ironing out CSS issues. |
2015-09-14 |
|
233 |
I overate yesterday. There was a lot of food consumed. Just not really the right amount of food for a single Casey to be eating. |
2015-09-14 |
|
232 |
Tired Casey. |
2015-09-14 |
|
231 |
That was an a-list job by everyone. |
2015-09-14 |
|
230 |
I liked how that completed to nothings. |
2015-09-11 |
|
229 |
Sometimes programming just doesn't make sense. |
2015-09-11 |
|
228 |
We have all the code, you can assign whatever level to it you want. |
2015-09-11 |
|
227 |
Windows! Why are you the dumbest ever? Why!? |
2015-09-11 |
|
226 |
I don't even think it will exist in 15 years. I don't think there will be such a thing as a hardware renderer. |
2015-09-10 |
|
225 |
Nowadays anyone can program, it's trivial, you can just load up some PHP script and start 'programming' |
2015-09-09 |
|
224 |
It found that Metroid upgrade. |
2015-09-09 |
|
223 |
It prevents you from getting into the situation where you're opening up the trunk of the car and all dismembered bodies are in there. |
2015-09-09 |
|
222 |
Somebody was talking about some jquery, no wait. Some stupid thing, oh, ReactJS. |
2015-09-09 |
|
221 |
Apparently that really is happening for reals. We just have a lot of debug events in there. |
2015-09-08 |
|
220 |
It's kinda nice to get stuff for free, who doesn't want stuff for free? |
2015-09-08 |
|
218 |
Aren't we the spoiled little child whose mommy is doting on him? |
2015-09-08 |
|
217 |
I don't how it's gonna JIT. |
2015-09-08 |
|
215 |
Unsolved problem in computer science: rendering an underscore. |
2015-09-03 |
|
214 |
Maybe they'll never ship another version that renders fonts properly again. Maybe they'll just start eliminating letters one at a time from the English language until they get down to letters they can actually handle. |
2015-09-03 |
|
213 |
I would like to dedicate this episode of Handmade Hero to how much Microsoft is an awful company and I hate them. |
2015-09-03 |
|
212 |
The keybindings of Isaac. |
2015-09-03 |
|
211 |
What have I ruined, what kind of a life have I ruined for us? |
2015-09-02 |
|
209 |
The right way to handle errors is to not have them. |
2015-09-01 |
|
208 |
Sane people are in short supply. |
2015-09-01 |
|
207 |
The C++ preprocessor is, like, the worst thing ever. |
2015-09-01 |
|
206 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
2015-09-01 |
|
205 |
I'm having a thought right now, a thought that I have not had before... |
2015-09-01 |
|
204 |
I don't know the gender of Visual Studio. Probably an "it", would be my guess. |
2015-09-01 |
|
203 |
If you are the kind of person who is passionate about C++ because your mother didn't love you as a child, or whatever the other reasons are that people cling onto it, you can spend a bunch of time learning all those things. |
2015-08-31 |
|
202 |
I just kind of ruined The Variable. |
2015-08-31 |
|
201 |
You guys made me do this, you egged me on, and now you're making me egg further. |
2015-08-25 |
|
200 |
My mommy says I'm very good at programming. |
2015-08-25 |
|
199 |
Ohhh duh! Hi, it's genius day at Handmade Hero. |
2015-08-25 |
|
198 |
Where did I put that? It got deleted? |
2015-08-25 |
|
197 |
Happy birthday Windows, have a little party there. |
2015-08-25 |
|
196 |
Which of these three poopsauces do you want to put on your ice cream? |
2015-08-25 |
|
194 |
Everyone loves it when you free things. |
2015-08-21 |
|
193 |
Knock knock! - Who's there? - Fonts are done. - Fonts are done who? - There's no "fonts are done who?", the fonts are just done. Right. Stop knocking on my door. I don't know why... although, in that case I would've been the person knocking. Doesn't matter, it's not relevant. |
2015-08-21 |
|
192 |
Who's gonna stop me? No one's gonna stop me. You can't really stop me! |
2015-08-21 |
|
191 |
If anyone has any objections you can voice them in the chat, and I hereby overrule them. |
2015-08-21 |
|
190 |
Where is our little baby? |
2015-08-21 |
|
188 |
Is that roughly the size of the D? |
2015-08-20 |
|
187 |
A little variable shadowing to start the day. |
2015-08-20 |
|
186 |
Windows fonts make a fontographer cry. |
2015-08-19 |
|
185 |
Ugh, who...? Just what... is? What...? Nobody wants to see that. That's not a thing. Urgh, God! Urrrgh... |
2015-08-19 |
|
184 |
Are the ABCs a W thing as well? |
2015-08-19 |
|
183 |
As you get 1 day older, you get 1 day stupider. |
2015-08-19 |
|
182 |
I take it back, I think I wasn't stupid! |
2015-08-19 |
|
180 |
Are there larger numbers than 4096? Do we have evidence in the natural world of things that can exist in quantities _larger_ than 4096? |
2015-08-18 |
|
179 |
The game will be so huge, that no computer can possibly hold it. |
2015-08-17 |
|
178 |
Every time I say stuff's gonna break, it doesn't break! Every time! |
2015-08-17 |
|
177 |
Be a Jedi, build your own lightsaber. Don't go taking this targeting computer approach to stuff! |
2015-08-17 |
|
176 |
Game ideas are largely irrelevant. |
2015-08-17 |
|
175 |
We didn't need those electrons, no one was using them. |
2015-08-14 |
|
174 |
It was a heavy brain day at the office. Whatever that means. |
2015-08-14 |
|
173 |
We're still in janktastic mode, which is annoying. |
2015-08-14 |
|
171 |
This bitmap is a lie, this bitmap is a total lie! |
2015-08-12 |
|
168 |
Lunix, the operating system for Europeans. |
2015-08-12 |
|
167 |
Star Trek: The Next Generation ID. |
2015-08-12 |
|
165 |
If you're just going to go the meathead protein-powder route with it, then that's fine. |
2015-08-11 |
|
163 |
Doopity doo. |
2015-08-05 |
|
162 |
We're not catastrophically bad, we're just not good. |
2015-08-05 |
|
161 |
We're going to want to allocate some memory, do the little dance of fun. |
2015-08-05 |
|
160 |
This is really a zygote of a thing, it is not really fully happening. |
2015-08-05 |
|
159 |
I don't feel like implementing that. Otherwise, it seems fine. |
2015-08-05 |
|
158 |
I will see you guys on the internet. |
2015-08-05 |
|
157 |
99% of your success in using a library is using a library that Sean made. |
2015-08-05 |
|
156 |
We got the heads, let's try to change the heads to be fonts! |
2015-08-05 |
|
155 |
This machine is very old and probably has some things on it which should be removed. |
2015-08-05 |
|
154 |
Let's try that again. |
2015-08-05 |
|
153 |
What could possibly go wrong?? Well...I guess...a lot of things... |
2015-08-05 |
|
152 |
Thank you compiler, that was a good catch. |
2015-08-05 |
|
151 |
Good job, Handmade Hero. Nice work on that one. |
2015-08-05 |
|
150 |
I am going to reload the entire font file and make Sean parse it every darn time. I know that's rude. |
2015-08-05 |
|
149 |
It's kind of hard to stop me, you have to admit. |
2015-08-05 |
|
148 |
Hey Sean, here's the contents of that file. |
2015-08-04 |
|
147 |
I've no idea how Snuffleaupagus gets the file - he just gets it; he pulls it out of his snout - I don't care. |
2015-08-03 |
|
146 |
So I will wrap things up. Do a little wrappy-poo. |
2015-07-30 |
|
145 |
You could spend months, if this was your jam. |
2015-07-30 |
|
144 |
So what happened there, exactly? Show me what happened, Mr Code. Show me on the code... where... where it NULLed you. |
2015-07-29 |
|
143 |
A doubly-linked list is really just a list. |
2015-07-28 |
|
142 |
And then I can't put things into the hole anymore. |
2015-07-27 |
|
141 |
Oops, third swear. |
2015-07-24 |
|
140 |
Hacks are hard. |
2015-07-24 |
|
139 |
I'm not a very good bro. I don't even like football. |
2015-07-20 |
|
138 |
I can do this in a super janky way, which I'll do first. |
2015-07-16 |
|
137 |
I hate The Web. |
2015-07-15 |
|
136 |
PROgramming not FAUXgramming! That's the motto here on Handmade Hero. |
2015-07-14 |
|
135 |
You can kinda hear that we messed up some stuff. |
2015-06-29 |
|
133 |
I'm literally melting...well I guess I'm not *literally* melting, but it feels like my skin is melting in a real and literal sense. |
2015-06-26 |
|
132 |
Programming was a mistake. It's nothing but trash. |
2015-06-26 |
|
131 |
This is turning into a Casey learns how to do things stream. |
2015-06-26 |
|
130 |
I probably said that, didn't I? |
2015-06-24 |
|
129 |
You have to admire someone who lives life through the lens of one little tiny pair of testicles. |
2015-06-24 |
|
128 |
That is kind of terrifying. |
2015-06-24 |
|
127 |
Assert(!"THIS IS THE END OF YOUR PROGRAM MUHAHAHAHAAHAH HA ha"); |
2015-06-23 |
|
126 |
You know what I'm saying? You feel me, dawg? |
2015-06-23 |
|
125 |
We're going to be diligent so-and-sos... |
2015-06-22 |
|
124 |
If I see anyone on Handmade Hero bringing in an engine or library, there will be significant consequences. |
2015-06-22 |
|
123 |
"I fully expect you all to have left your engines and libraries at home, because if I see anyone out there on handmade hero using an engine or a library.... there will be significant consequences, people!" |
2015-06-22 |
|
122 |
It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight . |
2015-06-22 |
|
121 |
The world is filled with molecules... |
2015-06-18 |
|
320 |
We have light, a photon, and mr. photon goes straight. He wiggles, he oscillates, but he just goes straight. |
2015-06-18 |
|
319 |
...so that we will be all good to go tomorrow, and everyone will be on the same "sound page", on the same wavelength, if you will. |
2015-06-18 |
|
120 |
I don't know what that is, but I wish it would stop. |
2015-06-17 |
|
119 |
I have an itch... on my back. Can we just say that? Am I allowed to say that on stream? |
2015-06-15 |
|
118 |
Q: What are you going to do when Handmade Hero is finished? A: Take a vacation. |
2015-06-15 |
|
216 |
My trees should be here, I don't quite understand why they have disappeared from the face of Handmade Hero. |
2015-06-12 |
|
117 |
Does anyone know what I was thinking about when I did that? |
2015-06-11 |
|
116 |
I am going to go out on a limb here - pun intended! - and say that we have a problem somewhere, because I - don't know about you - but I'm not seeing a lot of trees there. |
2015-06-11 |
|
115 |
I think creepy uncle Casey is gonna go get some ramen now. |
2015-06-10 |
|
114 |
The entire game will be constructed out of hair. |
2015-06-10 |
|
113 |
We background-load now... and happy birthday. |
2015-06-09 |
|
112 |
We added 0.5 in one place, and subtracted 2 in another, and the seams are gone!!! |
2015-06-04 |
|
111 |
I am not Mr Pixel Centers. |
2015-06-04 |
|
110 |
It's not the maggots fault they do what maggots do. |
2015-06-04 |
|
108 |
This will all be very game-codey. |
2015-06-03 |
|
107 |
Rule #1 of Programming. C++ is utter garbage and so is std::* |
2015-06-03 |
|
106 |
It's basically some kind of manure mouthwash... |
2015-06-02 |
|
105 |
If it does, Vulkan. If it doesn't, Vulkan't. |
2015-05-31 |
|
195 |
I had like, a brain spasm and then a reverse brain spasm. |
2015-05-31 |
|
109 |
Oh my God, dude. That WAS the debug build! |
2015-05-30 |
|
104 |
I don't know how we could do that. There's no way we could load a text file that fast. You'd need some kind of future technology. |
2015-05-29 |
|
103 |
Flog them hamsters. Flog 'em! |
2015-05-29 |
|
102 |
We're intimately connected with that speed. |
2015-05-29 |
|
189 |
When you start the day off with an owl of shame, you don't deserve things to go your way. |
2015-05-29 |
|
101 |
Or we could just crash immediately. That would be cool. I always like when that happens. |
2015-05-28 |
|
100 |
I hate const with a passion. |
2015-05-28 |
|
99 |
It is just simply not acceptable to have other people touching our pixels. THOSE ARE OUR PIXELS! |
2015-05-28 |
|
98 |
If machines can learn, they should learn to stop running such shitty software. |
2015-05-27 |
|
97 |
Lets say we have a beef daddy machine... |
2015-05-27 |
|
96 |
You pretty much have to be slyfox and slyfox it around. |
2015-05-26 |
|
95 |
Oh hello. Hello, Mr Task Manager. |
2015-05-26 |
|
298 |
That's not actually true. In the real world most of the time cheaters do just fine. It's what we call the financial services industry. |
2015-05-17 |
|
297 |
You can't cheat. I tried to cheat, and you see what happens to cheaters, right? They get punished. |
2015-05-17 |
|
94 |
Everyone loves the inverted infinity rectangle! |
2015-05-17 |
|
93 |
You're supposed to be done developing your program. |
2015-05-17 |
|
92 |
Oh dear. What have I done?! |
2015-05-17 |
|
91 |
It's crazy, but it's right - which is wild. |
2015-05-14 |
|
89 |
They are double super extra done. |
2015-05-13 |
|
90 |
All we need to do is a mask foof of these guys here... |
2015-05-13 |
|
88 |
Power before wine, and you'll be fine. Wine before power, you'll vomit in the shower. |
2015-05-12 |
|
87 |
The important thing is that you build a mental model of the fact that there is a CPU down there. |
2015-05-08 |
|
86 |
Sorry I'm not talking more, but... |
2015-05-08 |
|
85 |
Aww yeah, nice job emacs. |
2015-05-05 |
|
84 |
Let me make sure I do that math properly. |
2015-05-05 |
|
83 |
So that is optimization. |
2015-05-04 |
|
82 |
We want to start making the game very slow so that we kind of feel good about ourselves when we go to optimize it. |
2015-04-30 |
|
81 |
Too many rects. Too many rects. Too many rects. Toooo many reeeeects. |
2015-04-29 |
|
80 |
*scratching back* No rush on the loading there, GIMP. Take your time. |
2015-04-27 |
|
79 |
I love when they get tiny. They end up moving so quickly. |
2015-04-27 |
|
78 |
Those of you who have 3D aspirations will know what I mean. |
2015-04-27 |
|
77 |
When we do that read... right... |
2015-04-27 |
|
76 |
That's a bug, like somebody's gotta fix that... |
2015-04-23 |
|
75 |
Oh my God. What have I done? |
2015-04-23 |
|
74 |
I don't use classes. |
2015-04-23 |
|
73 |
I can show you why the stupid way is a problem. |
2015-04-22 |
|
72 |
This is the homogeneous matrix that you often hear about. |
2015-04-20 |
|
71 |
Z is kind of up in the air. |
2015-04-20 |
|
70 |
I wish I had more cheese. I ate all the cheese, and now it's gone. |
2015-04-20 |
|
172 |
Math is hard, let's go shopping. |
2015-04-20 |
|
69 |
I'm not throwing stones outside the glass house here, I'm inside the glass house. |
2015-04-18 |
|
68 |
The green dude is tough. |
2015-04-18 |
|
170 |
It's like that time when the universe collapsed into a single point and then exploded into being...that's what you're witnessing here on handmade hero. |
2015-04-17 |
|
67 |
JZ is a rapper, I believe, but this is not his term. |
2015-04-17 |
|
66 |
Sometimes you have to go down a math hole... we're just entirely in the math hole... |
2015-04-17 |
|
169 |
All of our pixels are hand-selected by us, for the finest quality. |
2015-04-16 |
|
65 |
That is the end of the math hole for today. |
2015-04-16 |
|
64 |
Think scat fudge, not tourist fudge. |
2015-04-15 |
|
63 |
You could take the pool with you when you leave, and they wouldn't care. |
2015-04-15 |
|
62 |
Let's go ahead and learn something, we hope. |
2015-04-15 |
|
61 |
It was really just me being kind of blunt. |
2015-04-15 |
|
60 |
Math is right even when you're wrong. |
2015-04-14 |
|
59 |
Man! Yesterday's code was *awful*. |
2015-04-11 |
|
58 |
Java might be the best platform to ship your game on. |
2015-04-11 |
|
57 |
Lighting strikes a chord with people. |
2015-04-09 |
|
56 |
Many directions is much more difficult and they don't sell nearly as many albums. |
2015-04-08 |
|
55 |
Don't talk to animals with more color wavelength sensors than you. |
2015-04-08 |
|
54 |
Don't get your hopes up. |
2015-04-07 |
|
166 |
If you want to learn more about gamma, I encourage you to do some light reading. |
2015-04-07 |
|
53 |
Java is just a really slow version of C++. |
2015-04-06 |
|
52 |
Wow, that took almost no time at all. |
2015-04-03 |
|
51 |
It's like a super sour yogurt in liquid form. It's just not good. |
2015-04-03 |
|
50 |
People kept egging me on to do some weird sine-cosine-theta stuff. |
2015-04-02 |
|
49 |
That weird pulsating thing was pretty freaky, I hope you've enjoyed it. I know I have. |
2015-04-01 |
|
48 |
I am here for your amusement. |
2015-04-01 |
|
47 |
Do we have pie? I'm not sure if we have pie. |
2015-04-01 |
|
46 |
There's linear algebra afoot here. |
2015-03-31 |
|
560 |
I think it was Leonardo da Vinci who said "The perfect painting would be nothing but a canvas of pure magenta." He also listed the HTML #color for it: ff00ff. |
2015-03-31 |
|
45 |
I don't have enough Emacs-fu to bust that out. |
2015-03-31 |
|
44 |
Windows is the allergy of Computing. You can live with it, but it will make you miserable every day. |
2015-03-20 |
|
43 |
Aaaah! Duh. |
2015-03-20 |
|
42 |
Let's tuft it up. We've got the tufts, might as well use the tufts. |
2015-03-19 |
|
41 |
Spaceflight is like changing the planet's diaper. I recognize that it's good but I don't wanna be the one to have to do it. |
2015-03-12 |
|
40 |
If you wanna do it right in Silicon Valley, you have to have at least seven gourmet kitchens per programmer. |
2015-03-11 |
|
39 |
How am I supposed to program with no tea? |
2015-03-11 |
|
38 |
Don't ask me why I'm doing this renaming. Yeah, it's probably not that necessary, but I'm doing it anyway. |
2015-03-11 |
|
37 |
Javascript is not a real platform. |
2015-02-27 |
|
36 |
Always Seamless. |
2015-02-27 |
|
35 |
I'm the programmer and I get to do whatever I want. |
2015-02-26 |
|
34 |
This is why you don't listen to Casey. |
2015-02-26 |
|
33 |
This means nothing, what have I written here? |
2015-02-26 |
|
32 |
You learn something about your codebase every day... that you should have known, because you wrote it. |
2015-02-26 |
|
31 |
It's prestream, I can be a dick directly. |
2015-02-26 |
|
30 |
That zipfile has little tiny baby zipfiles all in it! |
2015-02-25 |
|
29 |
We're kinda gonna have to put on our frinstance caps and have a bunch of frinstances... You know what I'm talking about, right? |
2015-02-24 |
|
28 |
Something I do all the time, you just comment something out and see where all your compiler errors are. |
2015-02-24 |
|
27 |
Just do the code and let it go... |
2015-02-24 |
|
26 |
Just like mommy used to code. |
2015-02-24 |
|
25 |
It has a certain AAAness to it. |
2015-02-18 |
|
24 |
Time to round things up. |
2015-02-18 |
|
23 |
We haven't even mentioned whales, which are huge! Literally and figuratively. |
2015-02-12 |
|
22 |
It's better than eating a poop-sauce sundae everyday, which is how I feel when I come home and use the internet. |
2015-02-12 |
|
235 |
You could imagine this... You could imagine it with the POWER of imagination! |
2015-02-09 |
|
21 |
Goodbye! |
2015-02-02 |
|
20 |
And we immediately get a crash. And of course, that's a good thing... |
2015-01-28 |
|
19 |
Just go watch a foreign movie without subtitles, you'll get the same experience as playing a Metal Gear Movie--err, I mean game. |
2015-01-28 |
|
18 |
Pfft, that's a hardware problem, programmers don't screw in lightbulbs! |
2015-01-28 |
|
17 |
I was like, 'I know there should be no way this should possibly work; Let's be honest with ourselves, it should be totally impossible,' and it was. |
2015-01-28 |
|
181 |
Let's pretend that didn't happen. Pretend that we didn't just fill the screen with dudes. |
2015-01-28 |
|
16 |
I don't care who wins the Super Bowl. I don't follow hockey. |
2015-01-27 |
|
15 |
If you could, prefix your colons... |
2015-01-27 |
|
14 |
I'm sensing a FUN THING! |
2015-01-26 |
|
13 |
Just let the bad programmers be bad programmers and my stuff will always be better. |
2015-01-26 |
|
12 |
We will be doing no cheese, it is a cheese-free zone. |
2015-01-24 |
|
11 |
It's a Wacom tablet! |
2015-01-23 |
|
10 |
I am not an AI. |
2015-01-22 |
|
9 |
Where'd my dude go? |
2015-01-22 |
|
8 |
4,000,000,000 - 0 = 1. |
2015-01-22 |
|
7 |
Mura Mura, Muratori! |
2015-01-22 |
|
6 |
If it's equal to zero, it's bad news bears! |
2015-01-21 |
|
5 |
I have no faith in Microsoft's engineering, and I think that everything that they ship will be garbage... |
2015-01-21 |
|
4 |
...we're not gonna be grinding against walls a lot, it's not a walking simulator type of game... |
2015-01-20 |
|
3 |
If you believe time is money, you just held up a bunch of Benjamins, if you will, as they say in the states, as the kids today say, and then you light them on fire. |
2015-01-20 |
|
2 |
Some days you just have to fire yourself... |
2015-01-19 |
|
1 |
Are you okay with that, Mr. Compiler? |
2015-01-19 |
|
164 |
... so there's no more mysteries, no more 'I-don't-really-know-what-it-does-down-there' kinda stuff. We're goin' in, cleaning out all the cobwebs, going into 'the basement', if you will; finding out what your creepy grandfather put down there, or what weird pickling experiment someone did. And you don't necessarily want to eat it. So, you know, sometimes it's gross; it's true. |
2015-01-06 |
|
134 |
... if you're doing Object Oriented Programming which we won't really cover so you'll never find out what that is! |
2014-11-17 |
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