0,1482201261,They need to update Monopoly to reflect the millennial experience, which basically means you start with no money and everywhere charges rent.
1,1487995568,Game developers don't count.
2,1488323004,Could just be that I'm incredibly incompetent, and I'm not denying that...
3,1489807089,Married people just hang out with married people and do married people stuff. I don't know, I'm not married.
4,1490326449,That's probably why they tell you to drink 8 glasses of water a day, to get those flouride nanomachines inside you to control your mind.