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Call up the twitch people, I'm sick of being censored, damnit. |
2016-02-01 |
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| 1 |
I did something that made AutoCAD come. |
2016-02-06 |
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| 2 |
I'm not gonna make a shitty game. |
2016-02-06 |
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| 3 |
I think Garbage Collection is probably the largest mistake in computer science. |
2016-02-06 |
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| 4 |
This is kind of impromptu, but someone's got to write the fucking game, right? |
2016-02-07 |
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| 5 |
Oh, look who's here. Casey's here. The bad advice - or I'm too stupid to understand it - Casey Muratori. |
2016-02-07 |
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| 6 |
I have a file called 'fuck' in every single folder. |
2016-02-07 |
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| 7 |
I sorta *** with everything... |
2016-03-15 |
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| 8 |
If i hit my wife with a bus, all world research stops. |
2016-03-17 |
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| 9 |
It's a piece of *** garbage. I use the old versions and they're fast. |
2016-03-19 |
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| 10 |
Oh fuck, we, did it again. |
2016-03-19 |
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| 11 |
So we're gonna step in here... FUCK! |
2016-03-19 |
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| 12 |
Didn't we just call the constructor? Oh it's not the constructor it's the *** overloaded bracket bracket operator! |
2016-03-19 |
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| 13 |
Don't hack me please. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 14 |
Hold the *** on. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 15 |
What, friends list? *** you, I don't want any friends. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 16 |
What the fuck's going on? |
2016-03-21 |
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| 17 |
Who can't he stand? Me? That's a shame, I'm a really nice guy. I'm serious. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 18 |
Shit, what did I say that was quotable? |
2016-03-21 |
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| 19 |
What? Oh, okay, I won't use the multi-threaded then. I can't handle it. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 20 |
Why do I have a guy trolling in my chat? Why did this happen to me? |
2016-03-21 |
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| 21 |
Dude we did it, we actually looked up a *** ip address. We can get on with our lives now. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 22 |
*** idiot. Oh, no, he's still here... |
2016-03-21 |
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| 23 |
Opt-out. Oh yeah. Oh baby, swear away. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 24 |
The best way to make Almond Milk: hot water. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 25 |
Fuck California and everyone in California. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 26 |
Shit, I probably can't say that without them wanting to sue me. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 27 |
I'm definitely a better programmer sober. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 28 |
I'm not TRYING to create anything. I AM creating. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 29 |
Okay okay okay okay... okay... okay okay... okay. |
2016-03-21 |
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| 30 |
Fuck it, that's the size you're getting. I don't give a shit. |
2016-03-22 |
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| 31 |
So I'm trying to learn how to do latté art, which is basically the hardest thing in the world. |
2016-03-22 |
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| 32 |
I fucking hate C++ so much GRRRR. |
2016-03-25 |
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| 33 |
Murder them right in the fucking face. |
2016-03-25 |
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| 34 |
Huhh.... they're all fired. |
2016-03-25 |
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| 35 |
I still have my wisdom teeth because my mouth is so big because I talk so fucking much. |
2016-03-25 |
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| 36 |
Just fuck it man, inline it. |
2016-03-26 |
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| 37 |
You know what I hate? Programming. |
2016-03-26 |
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| 38 |
So, the fucker's fucked, and now we're going to fuck this fuck into the fuck. |
2016-03-26 |
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| 39 |
Alright, so we've got a fuckstack now. |
2016-03-26 |
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| 40 |
Whoever enjoyed macro-hell yesterday, you're gonna love today. |
2016-03-26 |
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| 41 |
I'm a fool I tell you, a fool! |
2016-03-26 |
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| 42 |
Don't be a be a dick. |
2016-04-06 |
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| 43 |
I don't really play video games because I think they're borring. |
2016-04-06 |
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| 44 |
Libcurl is pretty decent. |
2016-04-10 |
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| 45 |
"Do I like the colour scheme," Jesus Christ... |
2016-04-10 |
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| 46 |
Wait, I've gone full stupid. |
2016-04-10 |
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| 47 |
Fucker. Fuckin' bot. |
2016-04-10 |
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| 48 |
I'm not writing an HTTP library. |
2016-04-10 |
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| 49 |
I've used Linux a lot and it sucks. |
2016-04-10 |
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| 50 |
I mean, Windows sucks too, and OSX is the worst. |
2016-04-10 |
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| 51 |
It's not hard to make a better Operating Sys... I mean, it is HARD to make a better Operating System... |
2016-04-10 |
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| 52 |
Hahahaha! Fuck you, insobot! |
2016-04-10 |
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| 53 |
We've just requested porn, because that's what we do. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 54 |
I guess porn.com is coming. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 55 |
Mm, async. Motherfuckers. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 56 |
That is the best general purpose async API I have seen in my life. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 57 |
Well that's not a cool demo. That's a lame demo. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 58 |
Fuck you, I win, computer. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 59 |
If you don't think that's cool, you ain't got no soul. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 60 |
Shit, I can do anything now! |
2016-04-12 |
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| 61 |
Here we go, it's Linux time. My favourite operating system, guys. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 62 |
I'm not angry. I'm not agry at all... |
2016-04-12 |
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| 63 |
I overall think this is better than the windows way of doing it. |
2016-04-12 |
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| 64 |
Why are you done with C++ and what took you so long? |
2016-04-18 |
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| 65 |
You're gonna have to choose between Handmade Network and me. |
2016-04-20 |
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| 66 |
What am I drinking? This is sperm whale sperm. Double sperm from a whale. |
2016-04-20 |
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| 67 |
God dammit I gotta fucking program more shit. |
2016-04-21 |
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| 68 |
This is not acceptable. Linux needs to die.... So let's go make this work for Linux. |
2016-04-23 |
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| 69 |
When you have someone like Linus Torvalds in charge, this is what you get. |
2016-04-23 |
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| 70 |
Who the fuck wrote this shit? It just doesn't even make sense. |
2016-04-27 |
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| 71 |
So these are pretty bad, and I fucked this up pretty bad. |
2016-04-27 |
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| 72 |
Actually no, these are fine. |
2016-04-27 |
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| 73 |
Std::list gives you AIDS. |
2016-05-05 |
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| 74 |
Unit tests are for pussies. |
2016-05-07 |
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| 75 |
That's fuckin' tits! |
2016-05-26 |
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| 76 |
Arg fuck it! Lets go nuts! Copy some memory! |
2016-06-06 |
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| 77 |
I don't ever do anything wrong. I'm perfect. |
2016-06-09 |
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| 78 |
TODO: temp? Oops, shipped a game with that. |
2016-06-09 |
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| 79 |
I'd rather cut off my dick than use git. |
2016-07-02 |
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| 80 |
People cried that they were too hard. |
2016-07-17 |
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| 81 |
People ask me why my eyes don't hurt after staring at blue and green screens. You're about to find out... |
2016-07-17 |
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| 82 |
I'm pretty sure this can cause eye damage. |
2016-07-17 |
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| 83 |
320 320? Suck my dick 320 320! You're supposed to be 0! |
2016-07-26 |
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| 84 |
I done something wrong. |
2016-07-26 |
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| 85 |
I hate.. I hate.. I don't wanna get into how much I hate compute. |
2016-08-26 |
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| 86 |
All characters need a slot, which is like a slut, but not as nice... |
2016-09-08 |
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| 87 |
Fuck, Donald Knuth stop talking! |
2016-09-08 |
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| 88 |
By the way, if you're looking at this code going "I don't fucking understand it", neither do I... |
2016-09-08 |
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| 89 |
Is it a sloth? Is it a badger? I don't give a fuck. |
2016-09-14 |
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| 90 |
I fucking love visual studio. |
2016-10-26 |
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| 91 |
Programming is hard. |
2016-10-27 |
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| 92 |
I'd rather stick a screwdriver in my urethra than deal with that shit. |
2016-10-31 |
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| 93 |
There's no way I'm gonna sit here for that 300ms happily. |
2016-11-29 |
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| 94 |
Life's too short. |
2016-12-30 |
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| 95 |
Mute your mic, asshole! |
2016-12-31 |
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| 96 |
Dennis Ritchie was smoking a bunch of pot and decided that he wanted to play a video game on a PDP-7 but he couldn't. So he had to go invent a programming language. |
2016-12-31 |
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| 97 |
First I get to be Shawn, and now I get the big face. |
2016-12-31 |
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| 98 |
I hope I didn't use porn images. |
2017-01-06 |
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| 99 |
Wait, what happens if I run the fucking thing with the fucking thing? Is this thing all fucked? |
2017-01-16 |
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| 100 |
...If you're into jokes, because you seem to be having a good time... |
2017-01-21 |
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| 101 |
Don't do geometry shaders. |
2017-01-21 |
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| 102 |
That's not what it is at all, but you know what it is. |
2017-01-21 |
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| 103 |
I swear to god, I don't know what I'm doing. |
2017-01-23 |
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| 104 |
I don't wanna learn more things! |
2017-01-24 |
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| 105 |
I'd rather cut my dick off than use std::string. |
2017-01-24 |
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| 106 |
I'll gladly shoot a cow right between the eyes just to get my yearly animal murder count in. |
2017-01-24 |
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| 107 |
Anyone who says a debugger is useless is a fucking idiot. |
2017-01-26 |
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| 108 |
I don't know everything. |
2017-01-26 |
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| 109 |
Oh, just make everything an array. |
2017-02-04 |
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| 110 |
Data is the most obvious way of specifying the problem. And you want to the code to just exist to deal with this data. |
2017-02-04 |
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